Well, apparently a rare demo version of "Captain America" has been found. I thought it was burned in a fire. Nigel likes to play with matches so, that would make sense. The demo is now up on the band's MySpace. It's just the instrumental beginning. Dick didn't even lend his vocals to it yet. I believe this was made in some warehouse downtown.

Greetings everyone! Betcha didn't that Chimp UK would still be around... Right? Well, I managed to get inside information that the boys were communicating. Mind you, it's been roughly 5 years. Hell, we're still waiting for that stupid Guns N'fuckin' Roses album as well. I guess pure genius takes time.

Anyway, in the past few years, I've managed to have a rather nasty crack habit. I think I'm over it but I'm not too sure. I let the Chimp UK site die because of it and I felt really bad. I also had to sell my computer for money. And then I had to suck a lot of dick. Crack makes you do crazy things!

Well, thanks to the folks at MySpace and Blogger, I've managed to set up Chimp UK sites for free! I managed to post all the news from the old site and hopefully, I'll get some new news to you!

Take care, Muthafuckas!

Iggy

I am fuckin' high on crack! oh shit.... oh fuck... oh... what am I doin? Oh, yeah... Here's a fuckin' interview with Nigel, i think. from 2001...

shit.

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As webmaster, I thought it would be good to start a column with one of the guys, then I thought "90 with Nigel" would be a good name, so here's the first installment Nigel in 90 seconds.

Me: Nigel, tell me about what you've been doing lately in 90 seconds.

Nigel: Ok. I'm not going to count, so you should.

Me: That's the idea. You can begin…

Nigel: Well, last night I went out to Maxx's on Fairfax with some of my mates, had a few pints then went over this girl's place after it closed.

Me: Go on…

Nigel: So, we smoke a joint and we're listening to the Starsailor record, and she's telling me about how "brilliant" they are, and I'm thinking they are shite, but I want to get in her pants, so I nod my head all agreeable like and tell her that the guitar tracks are great. I move over to her on the couch and put my arm around her, by the way, she's really quite easy on the eyes…

Me: And that's 90, thanks Nigel!

Well the boys have disappeared again. fluffy's got himself a set of drums and he's holed himself up in a studio apartment with nothing but oreo cookies, folger's coffee cans and diet pills. Nigel's decided to walk to Japan. He left a few days ago in a huff. I don't know how far he's going to get. Dick went to Milan with some model. I don't know if the model was male or female. Anyhow, I'll try to track down the boys real soon.

Word on the street is that the guys are set to go in the studio! More information to follow!

The boys actually had a night out together this past weekend. Of course, it was in total Chimp UK style. They settled their differences, ate at Sushi on Sunset, then went to this house in the Hollywood Hills and snorted tons of... uh... stuff. Let's just say the ideas began flowing! Dick wound up passed out in a room full of homosexuals hopped up on Special K. fluffy watched two people fuck in a pool and took notes. Nigel just walked all around the house with his bird calling everyone an, "arsehole."

Well, the little riff appears to be history. Dick and fluffy went to this thai place called, "Toi", got into an argument with some "queer blokes" as fluffy refers to them and actually discussed plans for a new Chimp UK single. The band can't find the tapes for "Captain America" so, they are back to square one.