Tuesday, December 04, 2001


Word on the street is that the guys are set to go in the studio! More information to follow!

Monday, December 03, 2001


The boys actually had a night out together this past weekend. Of course, it was in total Chimp UK style. They settled their differences, ate at Sushi on Sunset, then went to this house in the Hollywood Hills and snorted tons of... uh... stuff. Let's just say the ideas began flowing! Dick wound up passed out in a room full of homosexuals hopped up on Special K. fluffy watched two people fuck in a pool and took notes. Nigel just walked all around the house with his bird calling everyone an, "arsehole."

Friday, November 30, 2001


Well, the little riff appears to be history. Dick and fluffy went to this thai place called, "Toi", got into an argument with some "queer blokes" as fluffy refers to them and actually discussed plans for a new Chimp UK single. The band can't find the tapes for "Captain America" so, they are back to square one.

Thursday, November 29, 2001


Holy shit! Dick just called and said that he actually spoke with fluffy today. They are meeting up tonight to discuss the future of Chimp UK. Seems that Nigel's got a bird himself who is also an image consultant... how convenient and he also bought a bass guitar to "strum around with." So, I don't know what that means.

Monday, November 26, 2001


Sorry for not posting for awhile. With the boys not speaking to each other for the past two months, I took a break as well and did a little stint in rehab. Right now I have to go through the steps and apologize to people I've done wrong so, I'm sorry, Bono for punching you in the face. I know you guys suck but I shouldn't have punched you in the face like that. Please forgive me.

Tuesday, October 30, 2001


After the photo session at club bang, the boys got together and decided that fluffy needed to get an image consultant. They didn't like his Linkin Park image. Of course, after the boys discussed this with fluffy, a huge fight happened and they haven't talked to each other since.